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RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: This looks bad already. I don't seem to need anything.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Second result is Ensiferum - Ahti (Live, YouTube), and the funny thing is, I'm gonna go see Ensiferum in August...
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: '"We are very disappointed", Ahti says.'
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: 'Ahti wants to hug her again X3'
-Whaddya know, a link straight back into dA.
miyanko.deviantart.com/art/Pan…Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: 'AHTI Definition. What does AHTI stand for?'
:/ Dunno if that one counts, as it's a dictionary link...
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: :/ no good results, but a different Ahti video...
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: '... so i wanted to ask, if you know the songtext of the song "Ahti"?'
;_; Google really loves Ensiferum, and hates me...
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Download Ahti Goes To Hollywood - Ärrätön (dj Nash Alaska Remix) MP3 for free.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Ahti likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.
Sounds like me, excepting the gym part. Just as planned... >:3
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: 'Ahti mange de la terre - Ahti eats dirt - 23.05.08, May 26, '08 7:09 AM for everyone ...'
Brother, is that you? How did you get to France?!
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Ahti wears pally pants :/
LEVEL TWELVE PALADIN HERE I COME! LEEEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: '3:48 a.m. Arrested, Lynn Marie Ahti, 22, of 93 Providence St., Apt. 1, Worcester, on contributing to delinquency of minor'
-... You know what they say: The more pure something is, the more enjoyable when you finally taint it.